Autumn.18, living in plymouth. Studying my NVQ in beauty therapy at Level 3.

 

stonedcorgi:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

Is this a fucking dead dolphin fetus

^ no, it’s a baby dolphin….. clearly.

stonedcorgi:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

Is this a fucking dead dolphin fetus

^ no, it’s a baby dolphin….. clearly.

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.

Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

jbww:

I couldn’t decide if I wanted to draw someone surfing or pizza or a wizard so I picked yes.

jbww:

I couldn’t decide if I wanted to draw someone surfing or pizza or a wizard so I picked yes.

couldnt-think-of-a-better-url:

ianbrooks:

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime

You know what your ears are missing? Guitars. And scorpions. Maybe a sea horse. Basically your ears need to feel like they’re in an 80’s rock video, minus the goblet smashing. You can contact Alina at any of the links below for purchasing inquiries or custom designs.

Artist: DeviantArt / Blogspot

http://www.etsy.com/shop/RockTime

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore